Oneyplays is a youtube channel hosted by an og newgrounds user native to the shit-stained town of wexford, ireland.. Chris O'neil!!
On his channel hes had a varity of 30 year old men to come and play games, including the creator of friday night funkin and smiling friends (although they have known each other for a fucking long ass time lmao).
lets go over all the main members
Chris o'neill
Chris (or Oney, pronounced Oh-knee) joined newgrounds in the mid 2000s. He made animations and got close to the newgrounds crew and community. In 2012 him and another OG newgrounds user PsychicPebbles, or Zach Hadel, made a show called Hellbenders. Unfortunatly they decided to cancel the show after adult swim rejected the pilot. but Chris and Zach are still friends to this day. Chris is a freelance animator, voice actor, game desiginer, 3d animator and avid slur user. hes also irish american and lived in ireland for most of his childhood. heres some fun factiods
-Chris once called someone a spaz at 6th grade. His vice-principal was really angry at him and started poking his chest and screaming "HOW WOULD YOU FEEL IF I CALLED YOU A SPASTIC?". He was really confused and was laughing a lot.
- Mother Theresa visited his school in ireland and died shortly after. what it his fault?? who knows.
- one time chris got really drunk with friends and they dragged him to a hotel or something and when he woke up he was covered in his own shit and thought he mightve gotten kidnapped and violated (until his friends saw he woke up and yelled at him for being an idiot)
- when he was younger (like 10 or something) a random girl let him touch her boob. then he never saw her again
- in smiling friends, chris voices the ice bigfoot guy who yells at charlie for leaving a snowman in his mountian
- in high school chris had an psycho obese teacher who accused him of throwing a nail in his eye
- chris has had two cameos in smiling friends
- chris is currently making a game called "Bowlbo: Quest for Bing Bing" and it won two awards at Too Many Games
Ding dong
uhh... scrap all the stuff i said previously here. apparently chris beat ding dong and julian with a wiffle bat during the yiik playthrough so hes traumatised forever
ok but fr though wtf are they talking about. "oneyplays ruined my life"? they... did.. YOU PLAYED BARTS NIGHTMARE AND YIIK AND THAT WAS THE POINT WHERE YOU LOST YOUR FAITH IN HUMANITY?? YOU HAD A PANIC ATTACK SEEING SMILING FRIENDS DVDS AT WALMART AND LOOKING AT... digital circus porn? (why would you admit that???) holy cow. take a dang ol fuckin chill pill
Joshua Tomar
Joshua Tomar, or Tomar, Tomamoto, Tomie, Tomato Man, Hawai'ian Tomar and Fetal Alcohol Syndromar is a bald serial killer who happens to appear on oneyplays sometimes. He's a bald jewish man with a wife named jaxxy and a child named Umar Hadel (a micro-organism zach and Tomar made that they try to forget about)
Tomar is a professional voice actor and is the nicest most sane oneyplays member (lies).
- Tomar has had a few voice cameos on smiling friends and also voiced a JoJos Bizzare Adventure character i think
- Jerma and Tomar are friends and have worked together
Zach Hadel
ZACH!!!! ZACCHHS SHSHDGUWESHN I LOVE ZACH SOO MUCBD DCIREHJHSKDJKSHDHksjSSK
Zachary Hadel is a known oneyplays member, co-creator of smiling friends and newgrounds OG. I love him hehehe....
Hes known for his weirdass nasly voice, voice impressions and affinity for worms and rats and other bizzare creators. Him and chris are close friends and have been for a long time
- zach voice acts in a bunch of stuff, famously charlie from his show smiling friends, but hes also voiced in a lot of other things. he even voice acted in amazing digital circus and.... hazbin hotel???? ew. No offense zach, get that bag.
- Insane pathological liar and lies constantly to all of his friends and loved ones constantly.
- loathing for reddit and its netizens
Lyle Rath
Lylebert is a oneyplays regular and animator
Cory "delamingez" Beck
cory J beck, known as Spazkid on everything else, is a.... erm... how do i say this.. its kinda not epicsauce... well besides animations he makes he DOES draw a shit ton of porn and is genreally the most horny depraved mf on oneyplays. Chris and him are best friends and theyve been together since the newgrounds days hes known for his collection of "coryisms". his brain is made out of tar and cum so he doesnt understand words. Heres a collection of is isms and quotes
- Cory referred to Big Ben as the "Leaning Tower," "Ben Drowned Tower," and the "Uncle Ben Tower."
- Referring to the Golden Gate Bridge as "The Golden Twin Towers."
- "Mother-bearing/birthing hips." Hes said this so much his friends started adopting it too.
- Cory believed that "Brussel Sprouts" has a silent T.
- "It was the 90s, it was 2009." Cory attempted to defend his mistake by saying that "the 90s didn't really end until 2009."
- "If you were talking about a natural disaster, you'd show 9/11."
- "Augh, I feel like I'm about to, squeeze my ass and a turd is about to come out, man!"
and now, for some trivia and factoids
- He would fuck the Green M&M without any hesitation. (real)
- When he was younger, Cory tried sticking stuff in his ass to test if he was gay (one item of which being coconut oil). He didn't like it. He used the rod that hold CDs as the thing he stuck up his ass, and used a garbage bag as a condom.
- Cory fears prostate exams, not because they will violate his anus, but because he is afraid that they might find his G-spot and he'll have a boner during the exam.
- cory is a bi guy who is mostly attracted to women. (but he likes femboys too ig)
Adam
Dave the Slave
gallery
chris with vinny vinesauce somewhere idk
holy shit
WHAT THE FUCK